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    September 30

    除塵

    好久沒有寫東西了
    原因應該有二
    原因一  facebook在某种程度上是會讓人上癮的
    原因二  功課比較緊張以至空餘時間不足（有點牛大便的成分）
    所以“驀然回首”我的空間已經封了一層厚厚的灰塵
    是時候寫點什麽東西來除塵了
    但是沉思良久依然想不出該寫什麽
    因此最後決定還是放一個笑話算了
     
     

    <結婚時> 往↓看：

    他：太好了！我期盼的日子終於來臨了！我都等不及了！

    她：我可以反悔嗎？

    他：不，你甚至想都別想！

    她：你愛我嗎？

    他：當然！

    她：你會背叛我嗎？

    他：不會，你怎麼會有這種想法？

    她：你可以吻我一下嗎？

    他：當然，決不可能只有一下！

    她：你有可能打我嗎？

    他：永遠不可能！

    她：我能相信你嗎？

    <結婚後> 從下往上看↑

     
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    vivien luowrote:
    最好是拉！哪里有女人家暴的！
    Oct. 4
    J' .wrote:
    其實“他”和“她”是可以互換的啦
    因爲劈腿和家暴都不是男人的專利
    Oct. 1
    ERiCwrote:
    太屌了！
    Oct. 1
    vivien luowrote:
    ps:終于更新了！！！！！！！！
    Sept. 30
    vivien luowrote:
    鼓掌！！！！！！寫得太好了！！ 好好笑！！！
    支持一下facebook在某種程度上是會上癮
    Sept. 30

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